I’ve been here since Saturday, in the hospital, and I keep telling everyone that something is wrong with the light in the bathroom. They say it’s timed censored so if there’s no movement, it will automatically turn off. It is timed for 10 seconds!!!!! They put in a call to maintenance, so far, I’ve seen no one resembling a maintenance person enter my room!
I’m told the nephrologist came to see me yesterday after my procedure. He found it pointless, as I was fruit loops, and said he would come back this morning. However, he did place orders. I am to pee into a hat for 24 hours straight. Oh, more fun! We started this new marathon at 6 a.m. this morning. Henry and I stumbled into the bathroom, we both looked so lovely, and I tried to situate myself over a hat on the bowl all in 10 seconds. The rest is done in the dark. And so, not only am I peeing into a hat, but I’m frantically waving my arms in a vain attempt to stimulate the light. It looks like I’m waving goodbye as I leave on a cruise ship on an exciting journey, but alas, my only destination is back to my hospital bed with Henry. So far, he’s been a gentlemen, he knows his place at the side of the bed and stays there.